Sunday, June 26, 2016

Happy Birthday to the ECPL's Fighting Gym Leader

Did anyone Detect another ECPL Gym Leader birthday? If you did, you would be correct. Happy 21st Birthday to the Fighting Gym Leader. With this birthday, we can find out if booze make this GL worse at pokemon battles. Just remember FGL, booze does not give you Superpowers. Try your best to keep you composure so your family will not become embarrassed having to hide their disgust and Force Palms to their faces. Now that you are 21 you will discover that it may be Vital, Throwing up when you had a little too much. Sorry for the Wake-Up Slap but, now that all the warnings have been issued, go out and make a mess in your pants, like you did on your 1st birthday.


Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Happy Birthday to the ECPL's Normal Gym Leader

There is a lot I could say about this guy. Over the last month, he had a lot to Celebrate and he's had me there to give him a Helping Hand. Not sure what he'll want for his birthday. Maybe an Encore of his bachelor party? He was one of the chosen few that did not Self-Destruct and Spit Up before the Morning Sun rose. If she's up for it, we can invite his new wife. I would not like to receive a Scary Face for not offering. So Mr ECPL's Normal Gym Leader, wherever you are, just know there is a Happy Hour somewhere with your name on it. If you are having trouble finding it, then Follow Me. Everyone else, please Play Nice and tell NGL, Happy Birthday!