Happy Birthday to the Fighting Gym Leader

Do I Detect another ECPL Gym Leader birthday? I thought someone else would have made this announcement by now. Although, I guess we wouldn't want a Reversal of tradition. I can tell you all something right now: We need better names for these fighting moves. I shouldn't have to use my Superpower of wit to come up with Poképuns to this degree. I needed to drink a cup of Focus Punch to think up this stuff. So, if any of you out there have a drink, raise your glass and give cheers to ECPL's very own Fighting Gym Leader. FGL, if you get too reckless partying, I'm sure someone will come by tomorrow and give you a nice Wake-Up Slap.

Happy Birthday to the Normal Gym Leader

Hey everyone, give me a Helping Hand in Wishing the ECPL's very own Normal Gym Leader a Happy Birthday. I'm not sure if he wants to Follow Me to a bar and receive his Present where I Assist him in drinking until we see Spit Up. Don't worry, I'm sure he'll Wring Out and Recover before the Morning Sun.