Hey ECPL! Dig up some birthday cheer for the one we call GGL. Don't call him giggle, unless you want to be shot with a Thousand Arrows. Even though this message may hit him a little late, I can already tell it went better for him this year. There were no Earthquakes and we weren't forced to feels the Land's Wrath. Let's just hope he keeps his partying under control now that he's a dad. Make sure nobody Spikes his drinks. Let's hear it for the Ground Gym Leader. Still the dirtiest Pokemon player I know!