Happy Birthday to the Fighting Gym Leader

It's time once again to Force Palm an ECPL alert in your face. What's the alert message? Well it's not a reminder for everyone to Bulk Up before you hit the beach this summer. It's not a reminder that when comes the cold wet Storm, Throw on a jacket to stay dry and warm. Can't tell what the news is? Well, now that you all give up due to Submission, I'll let you know the scoop. Today is the Birthday of ECPL's Fighting Gym Leader. Let him know that you still support him. At one arm punch per year, he's probably due for an All-Out Pummeling, so have at it.

Happy Birthday to the ECPL's Normal Gym Leader

After You have read this message, you will have bore witness to the Natural Gift that I Bestow upon you all every time an ECPL Gym Leader Celebrates a birthday. With a year of Growth, since this gym leader has gone through an Endeavor where he Struggled with choosing me, as a Last Resort, to be the best man at his wedding.  He must have had he Foresight to know that I would Hold Back a little and not have the crowd in an Uproar with my words that are known to Captivate audiences. I tried my best not to steal the Spotlight, despite the Tearful Look I saw in so many eyes. Hmm .... all this talk about me, makes me feel that I am forgetting something. Right about now you probably all Wish that I would Wrap this up and get to the point. I guess I better get to the point with Extreme Speed, like in that TV show The Flash with airs 8PM on the CW. Okay, enough with this Facade. You all know why you are reading this. It is so you can all say Happy Birthday to the East Coast Pokemon League's very own Normal Gym Leader. Wow, that was a long message.  I'm going to need to Recycle these soon.