Happy Birthday to the Rock Gym Leader

Over here on the East Coast it is still Tuesday, August 18, 2015 and it still the birthday of the ECPL's very own Rock Gym Leader. I do have a good excuse for the late notice on the Eastern hemisphere. It's not like I was watching the X-Men movie with the woman who has skin made of Diamond, Storm, and Wolverine. I'm running out of rock words to say in these messages and even though it feels like I walking towards a cliff or some sort of Stone Edge; I wont stop until all the Gym Leaders know that they have a home here. So RGL, this being your home, means that we are family. If anyone tells you different, in honor of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I would like the entire ECPL to pick up a Rock, Polish that thing up real good, turn it side-ways, and stick it straight up their candy a$$.

Happy Birthday to the Fire Gym Leader

Light up a Blue Flare and let us know where the party is located. Unless you already did that when you posted that Sunday Orioles Game event on Facebook.  Too bad I was there on Friday, when they had an Eruption in the sky in the form of a Fire Blast of fireworks. Deep down inside, I know you were probably hoping East Shore would return to write your birthday well wishes. You mentioned how he V-created a nice one last year. Of course by now,  we all know that today is the birthday of the East Coast Pokemon League's very own Fire Gym Leader. Not 100% sure of his habits, but maybe he will relax, Blaze, Kick it with some friends, and share a nice beverage or two. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday to the Poison Gym Leader

What do you get when you Cross Poison with Birthday cake? Well, most of you on the Internet will never know unless you run into the ECPL's very own Poison Gym Leader on his birthday. Which of course, is today. If the Toxic cake doesn't do you in right away, you make come down with case of Poison Gas. Just make sure it doesn't turn into a Sludge Wave coming out of that end. It may be a safer bet to just join in and wish the PGL a Happy Birthday.