Happy Birthday to the Poison Gym Leader

Get your video cameras ready. Something special is happening today. Just like other videos on the Internet, the big scene at the end will hit you like a Gunk Shot to the face. What is this special event? Well, clear the Sludge out of your eyes and peep this! Today is the East Coast Pokemon League's Poison Gym Leader's birthday! Last year we made him a Poison Powder cake, and he lived. Maybe one day we will come up with something that can't be defeated by a Belch. Let's start with a toast. Three cheers to the Poison Gym Leader! Quick, while he's not looking drop some Acid in his drink! Never mind, we should have known that Toxic Spikes to his drink are not very effective. I hope PGL forgives quickly, but we may want to stock up on that antidote just in case.